Underemployed and Under the Influence

And completely over it.

0 notes

I wish I loved and respected anything as much as Peyton Manning loves and respects Gatorade.

0 notes

I was just sitting around my apartment wondering what the Dixie Chicks are up to these days.

…but after I revisited this video of theirs from 2002, I decided that I don’t want to know. 

2 notes

I think Facebook just gave up on me. 
Remember the days when I got ads relating to dating sites and pregnancy? I guess they finally decided that it’s just not working out. 

I think Facebook just gave up on me. 

Remember the days when I got ads relating to dating sites and pregnancy? I guess they finally decided that it’s just not working out.